this one time in art class we were painting and my teacher was like
"hannah take off your jacket id hate for you to get paint on your led zeppelin sweater"
and i was just like
Hannah take off your shirt. I’d hate for you to get paint on you Led Zepplin shirt.
huh, that makes sense
let me just-
wait a second
maKE IT STOP
hello darkness my old friend
sWEE T MERCIFUL HEAVENS MAK E IT STO P
If I choose you over sleep, you must be very very special.
the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again
do you ever get the urge to clean your entire room and then 5 minutes after u start you’re like nah son and u just lay on the floor
there used to be this kids show in the uk where best friends were given challenges and they had to suck this blue sweet and the person who had the blue tongue had to do the challenge but before they did it they went ‘YOOOOOOU SUCK’ and the camera would swivel to all their faces as they sucked the sweet for like 5 minutes and idk the adults looked a bit too excited about it